Friday, January 15, 2010

The ice cream man ran away with my hair stylist...what should i do?

silly ;DThe ice cream man ran away with my hair stylist...what should i do?
Take advantage of all the ice cream he left behind!The ice cream man ran away with my hair stylist...what should i do?
I have it all planned out...





1. Chase the ice cream man down the street on a motorcycle then pop his tires.





2. Climb into his truck and bash his skull in with a hammer.





3. Drag the body to your house before anyone sees you.





4. Saw off the arms, legs, and head with a saw.





5. Melt the arms and legs in acid.





6. Bury the head 3 feet below the surface of the Earth in your backyard.





7. Dump the torso in a nearby lake.





8. Get rid of all the blood and other evidence





I felt like being silly too :)
Get another Hair stylist duh
Get another Hair stylist and ice cream man
buy new batteries for the toy~
I bet they do 99's instead of 69's ;)

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